Then ten things i hate about festivals
(This feel a bit hypocritical but i have my reasons)

10. organizer..............I feel sorry for them,they get no sleep,piss coffee because of 42 cup of black stuff and they have to listen to problems all day.

9. the fence jumper..................I hate the feeling of prepaying for a ticket months in advance and a friend that just heard about the festival on the day is in there before me.

8. the thief............... When you leave all you booze in your tent and to come back to see that all of it is gone and some used my toothbrush.

7. Stupid drug dealers................ the person that will party all the first night and spend the rest of the festival looking for his supply's, money and or shoes.

6. First timers............... good intentions but when they lose control of them self.

5. That guy that is tripping too hard................. seems like a nice person but you can't understand what is going through there heads.

4. G.A.A. heads................. people that think music festival is like a "NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC" CD and really don't have a clue about electro music and alternative life styles.

3. Music Snobs...............The people that pick the strangest named band as the reason to go to the festival and then afterwards sit in the tent for the rest of the weekend

2. Clueless campers............ Brings high heels/white brand new trainers to a festival, with a hair straightener and makeup artist, a tent they can't put up and complains about every thing

1. gardai(police).............. When your really drunk at a festival and you see the gardai and you remember its a festival,but the D.S. scum that will plant skins on ya and asks "WHERE'S THE HASH-GRINDER?"

ten things that i love about festival

10. Jumping fences.............. My friend will buy a ticket months in advance and I will find a way up there and into the festival before him and for free.

9. Hitch Hiking............. Standing on the road with your thumb out and some buzzer going to the same festival will pick you up, get you drunk drop you at or inside the gates but you might never see them every again.

8. The Campsite.............. The place where you will set you plastic house, meet up with your peeps, fuel up the rocket fuel and to go out of this world and in the music. the campsite is like a utopian refugee camp away from the world,

7. That Guy that is tripping too hard............... Seems like a nice person but you can't understand what is going through there heads.

6. The Groove............... the feeling of been a part of tribal war dance against all the bad time. You forget all things in the world to the trance and you feel like a psychedelic space goat that is having way too much fun.

5. The Madness(The Craic)............. You feel you can do anything like snogging a pigs head, tying a 6 pack of beer to your balls or running naked through a festival that has 5000 people and starting a fight with the cops.

4. The Music............... can i say more?

3. Festival buddies................. those people that you will never notice unless they were at a festivals cause you can't believe they have a life after the festival.They are like super-spirit-space-children of the world.

2. The TAT(finding shit)................. I'll have no tent for the first of festival season cause i always find a new tent after the festival but during the festival you will find beer,pizza,phones,shoes and even battery power hair straighteners. "ASK AND THE FESTIVAL WILL PROVIDE" Jah

1. The feeling of getting home................ Festival are fun but sometimes you need home comforts but you won't forget how good that festival was because you will be talking about it until next week and all the fun starts all over again